Jeff's Art, Funny Stuff and Whatnot

May 07

The Skin Grafts

A woman was rushed to the hospital after she survived a horrible accident.  When her husband arrived, he was told that she had suffered severe burns on her face.  The damage could be repaired with skin grafts, but the woman was so thin, they couldn’t take any skin from her body.  So the husband volunteered to donate some of his skin.  He was examined, and it was found that only the skin on his buttocks could be donated.  The man agreed to the operation, but insisted that the details be kept secret, due to the delicate nature.  After the surgery, the woman came out looking even more beautiful than before.  All her friends and relatives were amazed at how young she looked.  Afterwards, when she finally got some time alone with her husband, she said, “I can’t thank you enough for all you’ve done for me, honey!”  The husband just smiled and said, “Don’t worry about it, sweetheart.  Every time your mother comes to visit, and kisses you on the cheek, that’s thanks enough for me!”

Apr 28
Apr 28
psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

Worth knowing…
Apr 27

cari-cature:

restlesslyaspiring:

I am really loving this.

jesus this is beautiful

Normalcy is overrated anyway

Apr 23

evilsoutherngentleman:

cosmic-cunnilingus:

zenpencils:

Vincent Van Gogh - ‘In spite of everything’

this is beautiful 

I have a lot of deep and personal feelings about this. It is going to take me a minute, the wind has been knocked form me.

Apr 18

Anonymous asked: Ok, a couple of more questions... 1: Can you take payments in $50-$75 biweekly installments for more expensive projects? 2: Does paying/completing payment with actual cash money push a project forward on the priority list?

I will accept down payments in the case of expensive projects.  And paying in cash certainly doesn’t hurt in making the project a priority!

Apr 17

Anonymous asked: Are your commission prices still the same as they were in 2009?

If you mean the cash prices, then yes.

Mar 20
“The Rhino Centaur’s Cake”

“The Rhino Centaur’s Cake”

Feb 28

Reblog if you have a Skype. Send me an ask if you want mine.

Feb 28

Anonymous asked: Are you still working on the Giffarine EQ10 - "Belly button face" comic?

Haven’t started it yet.