Sound advice for all creative types!
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This photoset needs the part where Alice marks the point!
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Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.
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Some time after the world was created, God had a meeting with his team of angel engineers. He said, “When I created the sun, I’d meant for it to create heat and light for the planet Earth. However, the planet was just stationery in space, and it was always light on one side, and dark on the other. So I asked you, my engineers, to see about distributing light and darkness around Earth for evenly.” The head of the team said, “I remember that, Lord. So we created a track around the sun for the planet to orbit on. As it travelled around the sun, each side of the planet would get some light.” God then said, “Yes, but it orbits so slowly. If there’s light on one side of the Earth, the other side won’t see sunlight for another six months! I want you to come up with a way for light and darkness to alternate around the planet more frequently.” So the angel engineers went off to work on the problem. After some time, the head engineer went back to God and said, “All right, Lord, we fitted the Earth with an axis, so it can rotate as it orbits around the sun.” God said, “Sounds good. How long does a full rotation take?” The head engineer replied, “About twenty-four hours.” God said, “Great! Let’s call it a day!”
"Mongo Punches a Horse"
Fanart of Blazing Saddles
"The Amazing Spider-Man."
After Grant Wood