"Mongo Punches a Horse"
Fanart of Blazing Saddles
"The Amazing Spider-Man."
After Grant Wood
"Thunderbirds Are Go!"
Created by Gerry and Sylvia Anderson, © ITC Entertainment
What If Restaurants Functioned Like Computer Companies?
Customer: Hey, waiter!
Waiter: Hello, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your support. What seems to be the problem?
Customer: There’s a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Take another spoonful, maybe the fly won’t be there this time.
Customer: No, it’s still there.
Waiter: Maybe it’s the way you’re eating the soup. Try using a fork instead.
Customer: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.
Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl. What kind of bowl are you using?
Customer: A soup bowl!
Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it’s a configuration problem. How was the bowl set up?
Customer: You brought it to me on a saucer. What does that have to do with the fly in my soup?
Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?
Customer: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?
Customer: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day?
Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.
Customer: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?
Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is chicken noodle.
Customer: Fine, bring me the chicken noodle soup and the bill. I’m running late.
[The waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the bill]
Waiter: Here you are, sir, the soup and your bill.
Customer: This is tomato soup.
Waiter: Yes, the chicken noodle soup wasn’t ready yet.
Customer: Well, I’m so hungry now, I’ll eat anything.
[The waiter leaves]
Customer: Waiter! There’s a gnat in my soup!
Soup of the Day: $6.95
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day: $2.50
Access to support: $1.00
"Sai’s Ink Lion"
Characters by Masashi Kishimoto
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Anonymous asked: Could u please make another female navel removing comic?
I’ll think about it, OK?