Jeff's Art, Funny Stuff and Whatnot

Apr 16
"Mongo Punches a Horse"
Fanart of Blazing Saddles

"Mongo Punches a Horse"

Fanart of Blazing Saddles

Mar 19
"The Amazing Spider-Man."© Marvel

"The Amazing Spider-Man."
© Marvel

Mar 18
"Martian Gothic"After Grant Wood

"Martian Gothic"
After Grant Wood

Mar 17
"Thunderbirds Are Go!"Created by Gerry and Sylvia Anderson, © ITC Entertainment

"Thunderbirds Are Go!"
Created by Gerry and Sylvia Anderson, © ITC Entertainment

Mar 16


Mar 16

URL: If World War I was a Bar Fight
Mar 15

What If Restaurants Functioned Like Computer Companies?

Customer: Hey, waiter!
Waiter: Hello, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your support.  What seems to be the problem?
Customer: There’s a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Take another spoonful, maybe the fly won’t be there this time.
Customer: No, it’s still there.
Waiter: Maybe it’s the way you’re eating the soup.  Try using a fork instead.
Customer: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.
Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl.  What kind of bowl are you using?
Customer: A soup bowl!
Waiter: Hmmm, that should work.  Maybe it’s a configuration problem.  How was the bowl set up?
Customer: You brought it to me on a saucer.  What does that have to do with the fly in my soup?
Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?
Customer: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?
Customer: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day?
Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.
Customer: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?
Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is chicken noodle.
Customer: Fine, bring me the chicken noodle soup and the bill.  I’m running late.
[The waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the bill]
Waiter: Here you are, sir, the soup and your bill.
Customer: This is tomato soup.
Waiter: Yes, the chicken noodle soup wasn’t ready yet.
Customer: Well, I’m so hungry now, I’ll eat anything.
[The waiter leaves]
Customer: Waiter!  There’s a gnat in my soup!

The Bill:
Soup of the Day: $6.95
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day: $2.50
Access to support: $1.00

Mar 09
"Sai’s Ink Lion"
Naruto fanart
Characters by Masashi Kishimoto

"Sai’s Ink Lion"

Naruto fanart

Characters by Masashi Kishimoto

Feb 27


Photographed by Natalie Boog

The world never looked so tasty!

Feb 25

Anonymous asked: Could u please make another female navel removing comic?

I’ll think about it, OK?