The Skin Grafts
A woman was rushed to the hospital after she survived a horrible accident. When her husband arrived, he was told that she had suffered severe burns on her face. The damage could be repaired with skin grafts, but the woman was so thin, they couldn’t take any skin from her body. So the husband volunteered to donate some of his skin. He was examined, and it was found that only the skin on...
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Anonymous asked: Are you still working on the Giffarine EQ10 - "Belly button face" comic?
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gingerhaze: PSA for anyone on Tumblr who follows artists: Please don’t ask them to draw you art for free. Suggestions for drawings are one thing, especially if they’re in the vein of something that the artist already likes to draw. And some artists do take requests, although they will…
Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head
There was this band that was scheduled to play at a club at seven o’clock. At six, the drummer showed up. The manager of the club asked, “Where’s the rest of the band?” The drummer replied, “They’ll come along soon. I always like to show up early so I can set up my equipment.” So he then set up his drum kit in twenty minutes, then went to the bar for...
A Scotsman In New York
A young Scotsman named Angus decided he wanted to spend some time in America. He immigrated to New York, found a small apartment and moved in. After a week or two, his mother called from Edinburgh to see how her son was doing in his new life. Angus replied, “I’m fine, Mam, but I have some very strange neighbors. The lady next door to me cried all night long, and the man upstairs...
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Anonymous asked: Have you ever seen this cute commercial from Thailand Giffarine EQ10 - "Belly button face" and could you do a comic about it?
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